Where do fish keep their money?
In a river bank!
Where do fish sleep?
On the sea bed!
Why are fish so smart?
Because they swim in schools.
What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.
How do fish always know how much they weigh?
They have their own scales.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What kind of fish is especially funny?
A clown fish!
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
What does a fish in trouble do?